I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.
I can be a Rainbow, or a Pain-bow
One half of me just wants to help, because, I don't think people should suffer as they do. Because, if there's no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world.
Er.. And the other half likes cute, helpless things. It's really a turn on.